Joe
There once was a pencil named Joe who was very boring. All of the other pencils and rulers would make fun of him. Joe loved a pencil named Ms. Pencil. Ms. Pencil thought he was boring to. Joe was getting older and older and just got more and more boring, so he decided to take a risk. Two days after that he started on his quest to Antarctica. He walked for 99999 days then when he got there he fell in love with a penguin. 
After they got married and had kids Joe said he didn’t love the penguin anymore and the penguin ate him. Now Ms. Pencil and the penguin are really sad. The penguin was sad because she had splinters stuck in her mouth the rest of her life and Ms. Pencil was sad because she secretly loved him. : ( Then 9 years later she died old boring and crusty….
November 20, 2009